The proper use

for autotune, featuring a cat.  Warning: do not have food or drink in mouth.

Mother is convinced

 that I can attend Boskone next year provided my roommate comes with me. This is funny. I'll be 21. I can drink by then. I can get a hotel room without needing anyone else by then. But I don't get to take public transportation with her knowledge unless I have a chaperone.

Whaaaat.