True Story

What did the cat do with my good thumb pick? x3
Early in the mornin’.

• Tossed it under the radiator.
• Put it in his pile of toys to play with.
• Dropped it in the catnip planter.
• Somehow swallowed a piece of plastic.
• Gave it to his brother to hide forever.
• Sent it to a new dimension.
• Dropped it in the nearest black hole.
• Set his time machine to the Big Bang and lost it.
• That should cover all the options.
• Never gonna find my thumb pick now.
• It’s Rooster’s fault that I’ve got a blister.
• Moral of the story is picks aren’t cat toys.

Worst part is it happened at my sister’s house and I won’t be back there for weeks yet.