JT Thomas ([personal profile] jtthomas) wrote2019-03-17 06:51 pm
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True Story

What did the cat do with my good thumb pick? x3
Early in the mornin’.
  • Tossed it under the radiator.
  • Put it in his pile of toys to play with.
  • Dropped it in the catnip planter.
  • Somehow swallowed a piece of plastic.
  • Gave it to his brother to hide forever.
  • Sent it to a new dimension.
  • Dropped it in the nearest black hole.
  • Set his time machine to the Big Bang and lost it.
  • That should cover all the options.
  • Never gonna find my thumb pick now.
  • It’s Rooster’s fault that I’ve got a blister.
  • Moral of the story is picks aren’t cat toys.
Worst part is it happened at my sister’s house and I won’t be back there for weeks yet.

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